Laughing All the Way: Hilarious Christmas Quotes to Brighten Your holiday season
The fun of the season of Christmas goes beyond the number of times you attend a carol. It is also not about the food you get to eat. There are some subtle part of the season that makes it a memorable one. Check out these funny Christmas quotes. They will surely make you smile.
- Andy Borowitz was quoted to have said:
“Christmas is a baby shower that went overboard.”
- Victor Borge also said that:
“Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.”
- Melanie White also said:
“My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge.”
Why So Serious? Lighten Up with These Funny Christmas Quotes
- Winston Spear was funny and adorable when he said:
“I haven’t taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.”
- Kin Hubbard also said:
“Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.”
- Don Marquis gave a witty and funny remark when he said:
“What I like about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present.”
- Bridger Winegar said:
“I hate the radio this time of year because they play “All I Want For Christmas Is You” like, every other song. And that’s just not enough.”
- Henry Youngman also said:
“I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents. I can’t wait to exchange.”
- Jerry Seinfeld said:
“That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.”
- Shirley Temple gave a funny quote when he said:
“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.”
- Matt Groening once said:
“Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas. You know, the birth of Santa?”
- Joan Rivers also said:
“The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.”
All of these quotes will have you laughing out loud.